What’s the difference between 10 cocks and a joke?
I can’t take a joke.
I will pay you if you reblog my selfies
Where’s my money?
november is like the Thursday of the year
I don’t know why this makes so much sense but it does.
If you think wearing thigh high stockings will solve all of your problems and make you attractive
whoring myself for followers today.
Seriously, people, I’m awesome.
dad was walking around the house in briefs and my brother said “dad I can see more of you than I want to see” to which my 54 year old mother found it necessary to respond “he’s hung like a horse” and whilst we were voicing our disgust by screaming my dad crept up behind my brother, leaned in close to his ear and whispered “neigh”
oh my fucking god
why are girls so cute like god damn curves and boobs and those legs and their hair and their skin and their voices and just like hot damn girls in thigh highs and maid outfits and oversized sweaters and messy hair and piercings and dresses
I read this, and then I look in the mirror and think ; I am obviously not one of those
do you identify as a girl
THEN YES YOU ARE APART OF THE CUTE PARADE
I love every bit of this.